Fill a Pony Glass (tall shot glass) with the cheapest brandy that you can find
-- Take your round slice of Lemon and place it over the top of the pony glass
-- Open a packette of Sugar (apx 1 tsp) and pour it on 1 half of the lemon leaving the other half bare
-- take 1 tsp instant coffee and pour it on the other half of the lemon (beside the sugar)
-- Fold the lemon slice in half and put in mouth biting off the rine
-- Chew and swallow the lemon combination and chase IMMEDIATELY with the brandy in the shot glass